Christopher Walken’s Emails Leaked After Sony Hack

More leaked emails from the Sony hack revealed acting great Christopher Walken attempting to take Sony Pictures co-chair Amy Pascal out for her birthday. The two met during the filming of Adam Sandler’s movie “Click” and apparently she left an impression on Walken.

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From Walken to Pascal:

Amy, sweet Amy. It’s almost your happy birthday time. What say we go shake the pom poms tonight?

Yours,

Chris

From Pascal to Walken:

Hello Chris,

Thank you so much for the invite, but I have so much going on this week. I’m afraid I’m not going to be able to get together this year. Maybe next year?

Cordially,

Amy

From Walken to Pascal:

You cause a breaking in my chest, Ams. A year is like a lifetime. Let me take you out. We’ll eat Chinese. I’ll let you guess the color of my panties.

Chris

From Pascal to Walken:

Flying to Tokyo tomorrow. Again, next year would work better.

Amy

From Walken to Pascal:

Amy,

Look, rosy cheeks. I don’t have time to play the piano all day. How about I go with you? We celebrate your big day with some spaghetti, a little puff puff.

Chris

From Pascal to Walken:

I actually have a meeting in two minutes. I will get back to you soon.

Amy

From Walken to Pascal:

You’re killin Christopher Walken, Amy. My fly is open here. I feel like I’m going to poop my pants. I’m catching a cold.

Chris

Pascal never responded to Walken, but exchanged emails with Sony Entertainment CEO Michael Lynton regarding the interaction.

From Pascal to Lynton:

Walken contacted me again.

From  Lynton to Pascal:

What did the corpse say this time?

Michael

From Pascal to Lynton:

Weirdo pervert’s trying to take me out again.

From  Lynton to Pascal:

Put the mummy off.

From Pascal to Lynton:

I did.

From  Lynton to Pascal:

Don’t worry. He’ll be dead soon. ;)

From Pascal to Lynton:

A girl can only hope. :(

Sony data leaks began to appear after a hacking group “Guardians of Peace”, or GOP, hacked into Sony’s servers demanding the company not release “The Interview.” The film is about the assassination of North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-un. North Korea has declared the movie “an act of war.”

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