More leaked emails from the Sony hack revealed acting great Christopher Walken attempting to take Sony Pictures co-chair Amy Pascal out for her birthday. The two met during the filming of Adam Sandler’s movie “Click” and apparently she left an impression on Walken.
From Walken to Pascal:
Amy, sweet Amy. It’s almost your happy birthday time. What say we go shake the pom poms tonight?
Yours,
Chris
From Pascal to Walken:
Hello Chris,
Thank you so much for the invite, but I have so much going on this week. I’m afraid I’m not going to be able to get together this year. Maybe next year?
Cordially,
Amy
From Walken to Pascal:
You cause a breaking in my chest, Ams. A year is like a lifetime. Let me take you out. We’ll eat Chinese. I’ll let you guess the color of my panties.
Chris
From Pascal to Walken:
Flying to Tokyo tomorrow. Again, next year would work better.
Amy
From Walken to Pascal:
Amy,
Look, rosy cheeks. I don’t have time to play the piano all day. How about I go with you? We celebrate your big day with some spaghetti, a little puff puff.
Chris
From Pascal to Walken:
I actually have a meeting in two minutes. I will get back to you soon.
Amy
From Walken to Pascal:
You’re killin Christopher Walken, Amy. My fly is open here. I feel like I’m going to poop my pants. I’m catching a cold.
Chris
Pascal never responded to Walken, but exchanged emails with Sony Entertainment CEO Michael Lynton regarding the interaction.
From Pascal to Lynton:
Walken contacted me again.
From Lynton to Pascal:
What did the corpse say this time?
Michael
From Pascal to Lynton:
Weirdo pervert’s trying to take me out again.
From Lynton to Pascal:
Put the mummy off.
From Pascal to Lynton:
I did.
From Lynton to Pascal:
Don’t worry. He’ll be dead soon. ;)
From Pascal to Lynton:
A girl can only hope. :(
Sony data leaks began to appear after a hacking group “Guardians of Peace”, or GOP, hacked into Sony’s servers demanding the company not release “The Interview.” The film is about the assassination of North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-un. North Korea has declared the movie “an act of war.”